This is a quite hilarious!

I would assume that once you are a celebrity, you would not need to have a yard sale. What would be the purpose of that? However, Tori Spelling (daughter of the late Aaron Spelling) and her boyfriend Dean McDermott were putting up signs around Studio City announcing that they were going to have a yard sale this Saturday and Sunday! What? Maybe Donna Martin stayed grounded after all…

I guess Ashlee Simpson isn’t the only sister who cannot sing. This past weekend Jessica Simpson performed at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. for a large audience of celebrities and even the President of the United States! This concert was a tribute to Dolly Parton. Jessica made a fool out of herself by reading cue cards the whole time while singing 9 to 5. The singer was clutching her stomach and burst into tears while singing. She ended the song abruptly and ran off the stage. Not to mention Jessica even screwed up the words. Maybe she wasn’t lip singing, but she definitely had no clue as to what was coming out of her mouth.

These two stories really make me laugh. :)

what a big week!

So who saw Bobby this weekend? This was such a great week to go and see a movie. Apparently, this movie bombed over the weekend when movies are supposed to climb the charts! This disappointing movie only earned $4.85 million, and only came in on the number 9 spot. The film has A-list actresses such as, Lindsey Lohan, and Demi Moore.

It is official! Pam and Kidrock have split. Sources say they has a brutal fight! It’s amazing how they had this massive blow out in public! Publicity anyone?

Another celeb couple has called it quits! Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have ended their relationship because of their eight-year age difference.

Who’s laughing now? Tracy Morgan was arrested in NY this week for a DWI.

Tom-Kat's wedding is almost here!

So the big news is that Tom-Kat’s wedding is this Saturday! There are going to be two ceremonies. One will satisfy Katie’s parents by having a Catholic service. The other will be so far from Catholicism and reality. There will also be a scientology service. I don’t know about you, but I would rather go to the scientology one. I think that would be more of a show! The wedding will be held just 25-miles right outside if Rome. This highly publicized couple will be getting married in the 15th-century Odescalchi Castle near Lake Bracciano. Does anyone else think this is a publicity stunt?

I guess once actors do a movie together it is only right to date afterwards. Why is that? Orlando Bloom ( who recently just broke up with emaciated Kate Bosworth ) is now dating his Elizabethtown costar Kirsten Dunst. The two have denied the rumors, but not have recently been spotted at the Chateau Marmont acting just like a couple. Sources say that the two were having a major PDA.

Anna Nicole Smith recently just got evicted from her house in the Bahamas and is now looking for another one. Maybe it was all those Trimspa parties!

Britney and Kevin are dunzo!

What bigger news could there be then Britney and K-Fed are getting a divorce. I guess you can read what you see in the tabloids. There must be some truth behind a story, right? Perezhilton.com has an entire page on this breaking news. Britney Spears filed for divorce today in Los Angeles County Superior Court. The legal document stated “irreconcilable differences.” Who plans on getting the kids? Britney is asking the court for both physical and legal custody of the two adorable children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Maybe these two boys will grow up better with K-Fed only being allowed visitation rights. Good thinking Britney! Not only did she do the right thing and get rid of this loser, but also signed a very powerful prenuptial agreement.
(Which was pretty much enforced upon her by her mother.) Britney Spears also plans on asking the judge to make sure that the two must pay their own attorney fees. For once, Britney has made the right decision! The darling couple was married for a whopping two years.

long weekend...

Aww baby news! Jamie Pressly and her boyfriend DJ Eic Cubiche are now officially engaged! Pressly’s public ist Megan Pop says, “Jamie is officially engaged.” The My Name Is Earl star is also very much pregnant even though these rumors have been denied. However, some sources who are friends with the actress/model say that she is in fact pregnant. On source tells Perezhilton.com ,”It’s still early on so Jamie is being cautious about telling the media.” What a smart girl!

Sorry ladies but Dr. George O’Malley is gay! T.R. Knight (Grey’s Anatomy ) has came out-of-the-closet. He says, "I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there," Knight tells PEOPLE in a statement. "While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

Jeffrey Sebelia has one project runway! This newcomer left with the top designer title from the hit show Project Runway.

Just a tidbit - Dancing with the Stars star Sara Evans has still full intention of divorcing her husband stating that he was unfaithful during her marriage.

legal issues and NBC

Madonna has been slapped in the face by NBC studios. It is not a secret that NBC’s ratings have been pretty low so far this year. (Ever since Friends went off the air J ) So to get their ratings up, NBC has plans to broadcast Madonna’s Confessions tour. However with one exception. NBC made a statement that they have decided to cut the song Live to Tell from the show that they will abroadcast. During this song, Madonna is hanging on a glow in the dark crucifix. At this time Madonna is allowed to the pull the show if she wanted to. Will she? Only time will tell….
Looks like the popular Beatle, Paul McCartney is going to be even richer within the next few days. Ex-wife Heather Mills has to pay a whopping $100 million for the legal documents that SHE leaked to the press to her ex-husband.
You’re fired! That’s what NBC did to 700 employees this week in its New Jersey warehouse. Why?

and another one...

Talk about underage? Hayden Panettiere (one of the stars from the hit new show Heroes) was partying this Saturday night at the Frankie B fashion show. This little teen queen is not only under the legal drinking age of 21, but also only 16-years-old! How does she get into these parties with still being a minor? Her entourage included the Peroni beer boys. She has also been known to be one Paris Hilton’s sidekicks on the weekends. What a great role model for this young woman!

It’s absolutely fantastic that Lance Armstrong and Mathew McConaughey are not gay despite all of the talk. Rumors came about that these two and pal, Jake Gyllenhaal, could be homosexuals. Armstrong laughed off the rumor to People that they were not gay. "I think people see pictures and they think we're these overgrown frat guys, but we all have those kinds of relationships – and relationship isn't a bad word," says Armstrong. "I mean, we all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and you put it in a magazine, and people start talking."

Something to think about…. OC stars Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody…still together? That would be something to ponder, however do we really care anyway?

I almost forgot...

Real life doctors, or just on set? Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah Washington got into an off-screen argument about how an episode of Grey’s Anatomy was going to be shot. Both actors were so heated that they both were about to put up there dukes. Producers and the rest of the actors quickly tried to calm the two down as things gotten taken out of hand. However, there were actually no blows. Isaiah Washington told the press that, “"Our faces are too beautiful for that!” In a way, I am glad that Dr. Mcdreamy’s face wasn’t messed up, because then who would watch the show?
And who thought that Britney had all the talent? K-Fed is actually going to be in a new upcoming episode of CSI, after his tour kicks off! Who told this kid he had talent? The only thing he is good at, it spending other people’s money. Keven Federline will be playing at such venues as The House of Blues.
Does anyone else think that Paris and Nicole’s friendship feud was a publicity stunt? I do! It is obvious they were around each other while filming The Simple Life. I think that they were just pretending to fight to keep their names in the magazines! Paris says, “I love Nicole, and I'm so glad we're friends again. I missed her, she's like my sister - we've known each other 23 years. I'm glad we can put the feud behind us.”
Aww, how sweet!